- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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