How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Anti Joke

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