A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did Reed read? A. Read?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

You should read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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