Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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