- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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