knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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i'm hard

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Justin with a hat.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Anti Joke

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