What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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