What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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