so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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