Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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