- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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