- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

12 in general

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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