- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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