- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A russian gives away vodka.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A sober Irish individual.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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