- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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