if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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