- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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