- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

12 in general

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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