- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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