Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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