- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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