- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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