- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why are white people white? I don't know

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