Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

thumb_up thumb_down -2

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock whos there open open who the door

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops