whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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