- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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