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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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