What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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