Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock knock Fuck off!

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