- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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