- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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