A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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