- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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