Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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