- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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