Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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