- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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