What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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diarrhea.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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