- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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