- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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