Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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