why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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