Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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