- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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