why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Dick Cheney That's the joke

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

school homewrok

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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