- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

poopy is poopy

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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