Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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