- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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