- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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