- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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