Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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