What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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