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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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