why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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