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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

steven hawking walks into a bar

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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