- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

child labor

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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