Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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