Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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