- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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