What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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