- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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