- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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