- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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