Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

"Knock knock." "Come in."

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

an american walks out of a strip club.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

school homewrok

Ehh

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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