Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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