- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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