- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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