- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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