- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

human centipede

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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