why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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