What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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I C U P White stuff

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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