a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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