- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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