when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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the WNBA.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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