- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

where is the world?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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