Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

it was all Tagart

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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