Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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