What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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