What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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knock knock? come in

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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