- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Tall asians

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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