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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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