- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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