what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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