- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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