- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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