- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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