this website is a bad joke

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Tough crowd tonight...

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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