Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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