- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

VITAMIN C!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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