- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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