A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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