What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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