What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

united we sit, cause we're fat

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Communism hehe xd

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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