- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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