A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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