Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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