- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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