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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your big dick.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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