- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

a irish man walks past a bar

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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