- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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