- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

where's mom I killed her

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

kieran is a homosexual

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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