- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

The Colts this year.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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