- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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