you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What does? 42

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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were you expecting a joke

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