- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

civil rights

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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