- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Click here to end the world.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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