- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Prostitution is bad.......

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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