- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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