- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A boy with red hair is happy.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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