What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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