What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What is my name? I dont know

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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womens rights

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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