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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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