- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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