Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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