- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Take wrong turns

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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