- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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