Guess What??? Ur Murr

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Turkey Balls

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

My jeans

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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