What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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