how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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womans rights...

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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