- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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