- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

woman's rights

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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