What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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