- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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