- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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