What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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