I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Women's rights.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

This is an anti-joke.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

WOw you have no life

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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