What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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civil rights

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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