Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Anti Joke

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