- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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