What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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su algato es en fuego

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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