Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

ever tried african food? they neither

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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