Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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