- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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