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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

The child was fired from his job.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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