Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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