An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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