One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Happy Monday!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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lol

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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