- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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