- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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