- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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