Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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A black person dies.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Men's rights

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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WNBA

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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