The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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