KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Blacks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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