- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Men's rights

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Justin Bieber.

WNBA

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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