Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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