- Anti Joke

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop