- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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