- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Your mom.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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