- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

what's white and sticky semen

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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