- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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