A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Jimmy Saville

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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