- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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