- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman