- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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