- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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