- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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